Facebook friendsluts
By samanthaorwell on February 17, 2008 - 5:28pm
http://thevancouvermanifesto.blogspot.com/2008/02/facebook-friend-sluts....
You are a facebook slut if you
1) Find acquaintences on your friends' friends list and add them as your own friend list very well knowing your own social ties to them are weak at best
2) Find old high school classmates on the Facebook groups and add them even though the most contact you could muster up for five years of high school consisted of writing "HAGS" [have a great summer] or "FAGS" [find a guy/girl soon] on their yearbook.
3) Are a "social networker" and add friends left and right to promote your own political agenda (maybe the least offensive of the Facebook friendslut personalities yet still a full-fledged slut].
4) Any of the above, but you are on the receiveing end of the friend invite- i.e. a friendslut adds you and you accept very well knowing he/she/it is a friendslut adding you for the purposes of having a bloated friendslist.
I excpect maybe 200 people to be the max on a real friends list. Maybe more if you're older than 30 or have had a lot of different jobs or gone to a lot of different universities. But even then I'd say 300 is the real limit of real friends.
